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Take your car, drive to the nearest Shaft Store, and just purchase as many shafts as you can. All different colors and sizes, just buy all of em. Then go to the Sack Store, and buy a couple of burlap sacks. Maybe wool sacks too, or cotton. Stuff the shafts in the sack and then just suck the sack of shafts for as long…

Become a tax collector, but instead of collecting taxes, go around to people's houses requesting their left over phalluses. Place them into a fanny pack, and then travel the world with the fanny pack around your waist. Request foreign phalluses, placing them into your fanny pack. Once you've traveled to all the…

But he had to put in all the prep work to make it actually happen. Compared to other streams where all the actions of the user are happening as you watch, it's hard to know how the work this streamer put in stacks up. I'd guess they put in their fair time, and the goal they wanted to achieve is exactly what you see in…

Simple? I'd like to see you manage it, bucko. That's right. Bucko.

Go back in time to the days of hunter-gatherers, forage for some penasia, wait for the hunters to come back and skin the game they caught, use that skin to build a knapsack of some sort, place the penasia inside the knapsack, and then just inhale the bag. Like, unhinge your jaw, and just swallow up the entire bag as…

Take several bags of dicks. Not really sure how you acquire them, but gather them up, save them, and when you have a couple of bags and it's a nice day outside, just suck them. Not the dicks, take them out, just suck on the bags. Not sure if you suck them one by one or all of them at once, I guess that's up to you

Take a silo of schlongs and stick it inside your oral orifice (oral-fice?)

Literally take a satchel of penises and insert it inside your mouth. The garbled noises you make would be more intelligent than the literal shit that normally comes out

go suck a bag of dicks

Well, technically that isn't completely untrue.

I don't know about the UK, but I got better maternity care in Canada than any of my American friends have ever had. I had a free midwife secured in days and saw her monthly and then weekly at the end. When it was discovered I had a complication I also got specialist consults on top of the midwife and extra ultrasounds…

Took me about 2 weeks to get in to see a gynecologist here in Canada. And it would have been even faster if I was pregnant. I was just experiencing menstrual problems.

Just in case anyone downthread is curious as to how health care actually works in the UK:

Are you for real? So, I'm sure you think it's fantastic when the police murder a homeless person, give promotions to officers that beat innocent people while using racial slurs, unleash pepperspray on partiers,intimidate honest officers, or harass journalists for taking photos in public locations. You're a disgrace…

This. A thousand times, this. If someone is so insecure that they can't stand the thought of their new flame having fond thoughts of a previous partner then they sure as hell aren't mature enough to be in a relationship. People need to grow the fuck up.

"Even so, a promiscuous person isn't necessarily going to cheat on their partner. It would only bother me if my partner slept with another person and we were still together and hadn't set up an open relationship."

Elder Scrolls + Borderlands...

Oh gosh, we had a friend who was like your ex-girlfriend. He was uncomfortable with his S.O's past, that he didn't like any of the guys she dated— he ended up harassing her exes (all part of our social circle) over Facebook, especially since most of them are already in a relationship with other people. While he…