It will also fix the game's lack of Marvel superheroes and authentic Starbucks signage.

I forgot to italicize. Forgive me Carl Linnaeus.

That's not fair. Bagels are fucking delicious, even the little shitty ones.

I'd make a paddlin' joke, but

Quite commendable, actually.

Although I do think some retailers (or individuals) take it a bit too far sometimes. The day of my Grade 12 graduation, a few days after my 18th birthday, we went to a Walmart to get me a small graduation present. My mother bought me a cheap game, and because I had some extra money, I…