Lin Manuel Miranda has been patiently positive during the past nine months of Trump’s administration—most of his tweets on politics are usually light on criticism and heavy on encouraging engagement and angel-bettering. While I’ve been in a constant state of burn-it-all-to-the-ground, I’ve admired Miranda’s ability to…

“like bidding on something on eBay and going way further than you said you would.”

Thank you :)

Neck AND neck, like in a horse race. Not neck in neck. This is not a turducken of necks.

I worked on the Barbican Hamlet (but not directly with any of the cast). The original set, which featured four different rooms on a revolving stage, had to be junked at very late notice because the revolve took 90 seconds to turn. The set they actually used was something they had to really scramble to come up with in…

You got tickets! That’s going to be so amazing. Please report back what you thought of it!

CHOP THEIR HEAD AND LIMBS OFF and THEN toss them in a sub and sink it to the bottom of the nearest body of water

Sheesh. Looks like proper kerning died, too.

Oh, well I feel much better now. Thank you.

So you’re saying the more Kelly tightens his grip, the more tweets will slip through his fingers?

On the other hand, Luke Skywalker called his dad a dick and patronized him like 900 times, and was still offered a job as VP of Plasma Cannon Management or whatever in the third movie.

Don’t worry everyone… I got this.

I don’t see the big deal. Baron Trump is 12-years-old and I don’t think The Donald has ever met him.

Let’s be real though, she was probably elated he wasn’t there. I asked my obgyn to leave the room because I thought he was condescending. I can’t even fathom having to push out a 6 pound life form through my cervix with the freaking Mooch in the room.

I really like their veggie balls. But I’m also lazy and it’s an easy way to get some protein into my pasta.

This is kind of a weird comment to post but I’ll leave it with you, fellow long-time Jezebel commenter.

Aside from the prices, Ikea has this reputation as an Experience. You don’t just go to get furniture at Ikea, you quest through a Labyrinth-like maze to find your one specific bookshelf, fight the goblin king for the right to take it home, and then put it together under a haze of gin and Swedish meatballs.

Frankly, it had the feel of a Hitler Youth rally, not in that Trump is like Hitler, but that as leader of the state he’s exhorting impressionable young people to exhalt in his own glory. It was just disturbing and inappropriate in ways I’m trying to, but can’t describe.

You should listen to men debate the merits of Viagra vs Cialis.

I literally came to the comments to write this! It seemed like such a huge coincidence! Twice in one week!