Please, tell us more about class, Sparklefarts.

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Came here to see Manhattan tumbling out of a single gigantic airplane. I am disappoint.

A plastic tablet was also unearthed just under the topsoil:

Counter-point: Bananas, Pineapples and Cherries is also the strict diet that Pac-Man was on and dude is round as fuck.

Hey, at least they are aiming for her to be taken doggy-style by a KING, not by some non-royal, unemployed jackass. It is aspirational.

Well, he's 100% guilty of intending to murder someone. His defense is arguing that he thought it was an intruder behind the closed bathroom door, which, if true (note: I think it's complete horseshit), means he was intending to murder an intruder before calling the police or even checking to see if his girlfriend was…

"Ugh, what is going on?"

I'm happy that you use your right to free speech to say you disagree with abortions and then call someone who disagrees with you a "feminist nazi." I think I'll use mine to call you a dick. Free speech is fun!

That is one of the most adorable/coolest things I've ever seen.

Well that was adorable but now I'm sad because I don't know where to get an egg and spoon!!!!!

I can't wait for the CSI episode where someone gets bludgeoned to death with one of those.

"Let's make muffins!"

Soooo... I don't have a muffin tin, but I do have mason jar rings?

I'm about to blow your mind: You're not the only one here who's gay. There are women who are gay too. Who suffer everything you're talking about AND these stares.

hub hub??? you mean hubbub??

I went to Exeter. Seeing "(Arena)" after someone's name on this list makes me inexplicably happy.

Here's the problem with anyone who looks at cancer drug trials that are now shut down because of the GOP gov't shutdown and says, "Oh yeah, those are just trials so it's not a guarantee of effective treatment." For those who have no other options, it's not only their last chance to try something that at least made it…

Do we need to know her as a "Mom"— how about just as a person?

I live in the UK, I've been an atheist all my life, and no one gives a crap. Seriously, we've never cared. Our deputy Prime Minister is an atheist, and his admission of such was met with about as much controversy as the commonly held belief that pigs cannot, in fact, fly. Until recently, I wasn't even aware that…