Not enough of the people there laughed when she walked into the door, I would have lost it laughing.

Staver truly is, an affront to all sentient beings and/or self aware objects.

As someone who merely possesses a reasoning frontal lobe you should be offended by Staver’s abject stupidity.

This is so great when you read it in (Definitelynot) Miss Piggy’s voice.

She doesn’t have to change her moral opinions, but she is an elected official, she doesn’t represent herself, she represents the government. Operating her public office based on the tenets of her religion in violation of the law is tantamount to establishing an official religion for the county clerks office. Which is…

I’m trying to figure out is the Judge who’s ordered her to do her job was a man, because she’s technically supposed to receive instruction with entire submissiveness. Nor should she be holding any authority over men.

Yeah, I’ve watched most of Emberisolte’s vidoes, they are always good. Exodar Disco is probably my favorite, though she only does chorus on that one.

Craig doesn’t strike me as a tank, more like your average a-hole hunter who’s just damned good enough you have to bring him. Even though he’s gonna roll on all the things.

It also does a good job of portraying something that’s been winding its way through all the books since the beginning: Humanity’s technology keeps getting better and better in response to the covenant threat and access to forerunner tech. This kinda does a good job of showcasing just how terrifyingly powerful…

“I’m not like other women, Ted. I’m better.”

“I’m not saying ‘car.’ It’s just this sound that I presently have trouble not making.”

I’ve left ceramic dishes in the oven before, they are built for that. The thing is, there is no way they could have known this lady would blatantly ignore the sound advice of her server and decide to touch the dish. So I don’t think they intentionally wanted to burn her, they wanted to make it hot, sure, but more to…

*shrug* I’ve served and eaten many dishes that were pre-warmed in order to be served hot and stay hot. Someone wants it hot, that’s the most expedient way to ensure there is absolutely zero chance they can complain that it’s cold.

I’m actually pretty sure Canada would be down for this.

That’s like saying it’s cruel to serve people food on a skillet. It’s a hot dish, you’re told not to touch it, so don’t touch it.

Better Off Ted

Well, GW2 only does it for the primary single character storyline quest, which is the only “quest” the game actually has, everything else is regional auto-updating tasks that you can complete as you explore, no talking etc. The reward is even instantly given to you as soon as you complete it.

I was gonna say, the layout is almost exactly like GW2’s story quest layout.

Another co-worker would routinely steam lattes with 2% instead of skim if the customers were rude about their orders, satisfied that they would leave ever-so-slightly fatter.

I just mean that whatever his folding technique is, they may want to make all their employees learn it to market their new “Super Duper XXL Giant Ass Burrito.”