Ladies and gentlemen, your tax dollars at work.

I figure Starbucksguy would probably transform into “weird menu hack hero” just like this Chipotle guy if he merely ordered off the board. Because he would no longer be wasting any employees time or being asininely particular, but he would merely be getting that free coffee every day. Like, as an employee I’d probably…

So instead of ordering a burrito, he orders all the constituents ala cart and makes it himself?

She’s not wrong.

And she’s still being paid her wages from taxpayer money for not doing her job. Awesome.

We had an incident with the opposite at our work, two of my coworkers handle their stress and workload very differently, one is always, for lack of a better word, jubilant, while the other is always stressed out, yelling, and generally freaking out. The higher ups concluded this was because the happy employee wasn’t…

I love that that is the obvious solution and not “work remotely.”

All of my coworkers and bosses have described me as “taciturn.”

BYOB?

Except instead of Fantasy Wizard Hitler it’s just Actual Hitler.

Hahaha what? You don’t give a fucking Coke to someone who is hypoglycemic, especially if you don’t know for sure that they aren’t actually hyperglycemic. If you are positive they are hypoglycemic and not hyperglycemic (IE, with a CBG result), you give them fucking juice. And you call EMS.

Besides, we all know the Skull Knight is the true hero of Berserk: “Some other sad-sack got branded, I’m free of my obligations! I guess I’ll drop off some armor that will possess him and leave some cryptic hints before I sod off never to be seen again.”

My only videogame growing up was Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing for Kids.

True, but near as I can tell from continuing to read the series, any and everyone with a behelit eventually ascends and/or turns evil, traumatic events seem to speed it up, but it invariably happens to even the best of people.

Sadly I think it’s far more likely that the piece of shit beat his wife after the incident. =/

That looks really damn good, I had a Killer Burger the other day, same thing, so amazing.

We’re not saying that people should be treated like shit, we are saying that putting up with horrible people so that you can put food on the table for your family is not synonymous with “have[ing] absolutely no guts.”

You do know that walking out on a job or getting fired makes it harder to get another job, and in the interim you deal with not being able to pay bills because you no longer have a job?

On the last story you have the last paragraph as the first paragraph.