I think in general someone with little to no training should focus on remembering the parts of the body that are most sensitive and vulnerable to either damage and/or pain. The groin, armpits, and inner thigh, and nose are all ripe sensitive spots for strikes, slaps, and twisting grabs (grab and twist/dig nails…

They can actually be incredibly dangerous, with enough force and pressure a collapsed windpipe can kill, striking hard enough can cause swelling, which can lead to asphyxiation. Enough precision is required so as to not strike the top of the sternum or the bottom of the chin, opening up someone for a throat strike is…

I think the phrase is technically: "Fuck you, I got mine."

Fake to the groin -> Throat Punch

only funny thing with Shadow of Mordor I notice on high end PCs is that the cutscenes, because they are prebaked cinematics, look worse than the actual game graphics on a good PC.

When was the last time you wiped your cookies and browser cache? Many browsers can store an errored version of a site and not access the correct version again until you clear your cache. I had one site I thought was down for 8 months until i realized it was my browser cache.

I like to think of the movies as a completely unrelated zombie action franchise that merely happens to share IP with the videogames. To the core, those movies are basically Paul WS Anderson trying to compete with Michael Bay.

First thing I thought as well.

Aaron Eckhart?

Eh, I'd rather teenagers go to halloween parties and do what teenagers usually try to do rather than half-assedly try to get candy that I bought to give to children. If they show up after all the little kids have gone home and actually have a costume, sure, have some chocolate, but if you show up with a shitty…

Teenagers aren't kids, in fact, teenagers tend to insist vehemently that they aren't kids, and that they are adults. Adults go to Halloween parties and try to get drunk and have sex in awkward costumes, kids get candy. In general I side-eye anyone who claims to be an adult and wants to engage in activities surrounded…

I had one instance where I was a little torn, I had a some high-schooler show up in what was an incredibly well made costume.

Eh, mostly because lone-5 pack 16 year olds trolling for candy are usually drunk to boot.

She could just start handing out yuppie "healthy" treats. Kids of all walks of life will stop bugging her pretty damned quick. She could also simply turn off her porch light and not participate, because it's clear she doesn't enjoy receiving trick or treaters, so she can fuck off.

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This is simply morbidly amusing.

Pizza>Fried Chicken.

It's a little harder due to it, at it's core, being a confab of multiple bands IIRC, so you gotta coordinate a ton of people's schedules to pull it off, while an album can be worked on when people get time.