I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

This is actually really depressing. We’re finally watching the OJ thing on FX and my first thought seeing her pining for the cake was Marcia Clark and all the abuse she got for her clothes/hair/being a woman. :/

My dad was in the military, so I grew up around military people, and there are certain people in or married to someone in the service, that are pretty much obsessed with getting everything they can get from that connection and milking it for all it’s worth. Not just tangible stuff either, but sympathy and attention.…

And she put up a GoFundMe for her funeral... stating she was a single mother that couldn’t pay for the funeral. Despite being an active duty soldier (Service Group Life Insurance policy for dependents & kids-from her or the child’s father) & separated from her husband..

As an art historian, can confirm. Except for putting Romanticism in the correct time period, none of these words go with the others.

Fanny does indeed mean lady parts. We laugh when you say fanny pack because that means a package of fannies. We call it a bum bag.

Oh yeah, he’s like a lit fuse. You know it’s bad when ragemonster John McCain says you’ve got a hair trigger.

Maybe try to lessen the amount of hangouts gradually? Like make an excuse for the next 2 times and then keep increasing the amount of time in between? I’m sorry I can’t be more help than that. Sounds like a bummer situation :(

I was with you until this line:

Oh thank god. Thank god for you. I scrolled through so many comments agreeing with or engaging with this article before I got to yours.

I can’t remember the last time I read such a holier-than-thou post.

Yeesh. That is horrible. I’m sorry.

Same here. I am one of those people who used to hold onto toxic relationships because I thought a good friend stays with it even during the tough times. And my ex-friend really did go through so tough times and that’s part of what we bonded over. But she when she went away to college (really far away), all she wanted…

I support you in this. I think I’m in the process of ghosting my best friend of 20 years, even though I am anti-ghosting. There are things that I just can’t deal with any more. I don’t feel like she respects my time or me as a person. I feel like she only calls me when she is stuck in traffic. She has a history about…

My ‘spiritual’ friend dumped me when I got chronically ill. Because it says so in The Secret, you shouldn’t consort with sick people because it will attract more sickness. Some spiritual people are sick in the head. Namaste cuntface!

:-( sorry you had to go through that.

Have you read Lolita? It's about this girl who goes on trips and stuff with an older friend.