Over on Gawker Prime they posted the T-Swift story and at least 1/3 of the ungrayed comments were about her eye makeup. Glad to see they focused on the most important parts of that story.

“I do hope he reconsiders leaving, because someone once told me divorce causes autism.”

To be fair, her beauty products are Meaningful.

Amal Clooney wants to talk about war crimes in the Sudan, and Cindy Crawford wants to talk about making face cream out of cantaloupes.

I was that girl. I was deeply insecure and socially isolated in a very unstable, emotionally abusive home whose reality was masked by money. But I had the eating disorder, the cutting, panic attacks, all kinds of red flags that all was not well at home. I was around this age when MySpace was big and I ended up sending…

The North American Meat Institute

My mother’s email title was “Looks like we were right!”. (We = Jewish people.)

Yeah, they bowed their heads and will ‘remember this’. What in fuck?

Oh they played anyway. But, like, they were sad about it.

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

It’s weird that the media’s conception of NDT is like he’s a scientist in a superhero movie; someone’s a geneticist, yet they conveniently know how to build a robot that shoots lasers from its eyes.

I hope so. Is she perfect? No. But she kicks ass. I’m a fan.

Are you my ex-aunt? My uncle faked pancreatic cancer because his ex-wife was (rightfully) going to send his grifter ass to jail for failure to pay child support. Why are these guys so dumb that they pick the type of cancer that is basically 100% fatal within months? We’re all gonna know you're lying, dummies!

He begins by announcing that his cancer is down from “stage three to stage two.”

He is LYING. I had non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma a few years ago, and you definitely do not “go down” in stages like that. I was stage IV and after treatment I had NO stage because I achieved remission. He also never states what sub type of non-Hodgkin’s he has, probably because he has no freakin’ clue. I had Diffuse Large…

I hate myself for knowing this, but the interviewer chick has been on E! for years. She was used heavily during Duchess Kate’s wedding season especially. I hate myself.

Jamberry people are the worst. I left your “Super fun online party” don’t you dare put me back in the group!!