Yeah, but, on the other hand, ya know, RVs are awesome.

obligatory

At least they don't use the electric toothbrush...

Every 2014 Corolla I see on the road is a reminder that I see the world differently than most people, that I am strange, that my opinions are unwanted.

Dino.

i fully approve

OK. Did I just stroke out for a minute, or did the map colors change from orange hues to blues?

I don't know why you replied to me but the joke is my gf won't let me put it in her butt.

No.

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than an anus. " — Sounds like my girlfriend every birthday

Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over how many fucks I don't give."

That's all well and good, but the best chef's knife costs $25.

OR we like the good stuff they do and don't like the bad stuff they do, because companies are capable of doing both good and bad and dumb and smart things?

I guess we shouldn't be surprised it's shaped like a cum stain.

Florida is actually my idea of Hell. I'll take 15 degrees and 6" of snow over 90 degrees and humid any day.

I just have poorkinsons disease. :(

I think that's what 1437wren meant. "Skinny is not the same as beautiful" doesn't mean that "skinny is ugly," just that there is beauty beyond skinny.

Clearly piracy is ruining the music business.

Well at least you may actually be able to do something now