Is this from LiartownUSA?

ugh kinja let me post my gif!

When DOESN'T she?

Stick to the yachts, billionaires

In the movie Jurassic Park there was a scene where they brought dinosaurs back to life.

She was in a rush? It's her job. Three mistakes in a sentence is pretty bad for pre-edit, and atrocious for published work. This are errors that spellcheck would easily find. Pure laziness.

She told Reteurs watching videos of attrocities against Palenstian children radicalized her.

Also, it's Reuters. not Reteurs. Fucking idiots.

typical child molesting kike

end israel

nothing innocent about a jew

"Gently whisper the word 'citrus' to each granule of sugar to impart a tart sensibility."

He's creeping for income.

I had to look up "sexy," because at first I thought you meant "low standards"

I've never wanted to stab a videographer before. Lemonade shouldn't be cloying, neither should a video about it.

He's an exceptionally bad writer, even by Gawker standards. Sloppy, poorly edited, unfunny, boring. At least Hugo Schwyzer had the good sense to be aggressively terrible (at writing/being a human). Doug's biggest sin is his blandness.

If they gave points for last names, the Spanish drivers would take it every year

This is a great time to be thankful that we live in a time when anaesthesia is a THING THAT EXISTS. I don't think I need to paint any pictures to convey just how shitty surgery was just 150 years ago.