Dino.

I don't know why you replied to me but the joke is my gf won't let me put it in her butt.

No.

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than an anus. " — Sounds like my girlfriend every birthday

Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.

"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over how many fucks I don't give."

Florida is actually my idea of Hell. I'll take 15 degrees and 6" of snow over 90 degrees and humid any day.

I just have poorkinsons disease. :(

I think that's what 1437wren meant. "Skinny is not the same as beautiful" doesn't mean that "skinny is ugly," just that there is beauty beyond skinny.

Clearly piracy is ruining the music business.

That's not very nice. Did you mean zin?

Correction: the vehicle Carlos Slim drove to his meeting with Vijay Mallya before Perez's "interview"

The vehicle Perez drove to his job interview with Vijay Mallya.

It's diesel, so no worries there.

I heard the Brabus tune is going to have 7,000,000 lb-ft and 150,000hp

That is foul. Ketchup chills and corrupts the eggs. ABOMINATION.

May hornets built a hive in your brain.

Jou ma se poes. Doos.

On a similar topic:
Testicles look like after god was done making people, (s)/he had some extra elbow skin and ovaries left over and thought to himself, "Hmmmm...'testicles'? WHY THE FUCK NOT"??.

the old one is fine and I haven't cleaned it in two years