God I know American fines are so much better, I paid $397 for parking too close to a red zone last week. Shit was fucking awesome.

because I was put on this Earth for a reason. And that reason is gifs.

Twice a day we do a gossip roundup called Dirt Bag. Welcome to our site.

Quit hating on people that hate pooping. I have Crohn's disease, so I literally poop All The Time. And it really fucking stinks (literally and figuratively). I'm over the embarrassment of it because I'm only 25 and have already had this for 10 years, and, everyone who knows me knows. But you know what? I hate smelling…

Aw, shit, wait....

Ohhhhhhhh.

Congratulations, you were the first person to make this incredibly unoriginal and unhelpful comment that everyone makes on every post about Facebook.

This isn't really an insightful comment or anything but...

I'm not gay, I just don't want to get measles.

I really don't like the thought of cheering for Ferrari. Can I just be a Kimi fan?

Still not as cool as Mark.

Hey Vettel! Va' fa' un culo cazzo!

I clicked on the article and scrolled down to the comments just to see this. Thank you.

If this woman is proud of what she did, who are you to tell her not to be?

but, being an uptight is disrespectful to my culture. maybe we can all take a vow of silence.

Uh oh, looks like Jalopnik has angered the president of the Lincoln MKZ Fan Club.

Please point to where you quoted any UK government data before this. Otherwise, your snarky intro line is moot, because you hadn't provided anything but anecdotal evidence so far, regardless of what you're identifying in this most recent post.

I'll always stand behind this one:

It's pretty clear that you don't get it, with all due respect.

Really?