I had to look up "sexy," because at first I thought you meant "low standards"

I've never wanted to stab a videographer before. Lemonade shouldn't be cloying, neither should a video about it.

He's an exceptionally bad writer, even by Gawker standards. Sloppy, poorly edited, unfunny, boring. At least Hugo Schwyzer had the good sense to be aggressively terrible (at writing/being a human). Doug's biggest sin is his blandness.

If they gave points for last names, the Spanish drivers would take it every year

This is a great time to be thankful that we live in a time when anaesthesia is a THING THAT EXISTS. I don't think I need to paint any pictures to convey just how shitty surgery was just 150 years ago.

In 2009, the world's largest 15 ships emitted as much pollution as 760 million cars put together.

Not a chance. Check out the C pillar.

Most obvious is the C pillar, which matches the accord and not the 200

No c-pillar kink. It's an accord.

Nope. Compare headlights, car doesn't have the lower bulge of the passat's headlight.

I don't think so, underside of headlight is straight whereas the CC is curved

This wouldn't have been funny if the theater had another name

Because Ron Paul 2012?

I was going to say the same about Porsche

She comes across as super diva-ish in the most down to earth way. I kinda love it.

Just wait for the MWRAs (Male Worm's Rights Activists) to jump all over this

But it's so much easier to assume that I'm a moron!

Gazpacho is meant to be consumed cold.

And call it MotoGP? :)