Are you black Don Draper??

It's the word itself, not the context. I won't read a box of brownie mix, though.

It makes me bleed from every pore in my body.

I hate you so, so much.

I think that's true, but it's also definitely a power thing. That's why you see it in groups of men. They're trying to get all alpha by asserting their dominance over a female.

That's not even fair. Those things are Orlovian Kryptonite.

I guess the only sensible option is to have everything made for you by a skilled tailor or seamstress, like I do:

Without exaggeration, that word (that I daren't say) is worse than four Hitlers.

You'd think they'd make women's underwear to fit more women. Maybe I could make some money by making underwear with sort of a cup size, based on hip circumference and waist circumference (so, for example, 24C would be a 24 inch waist and 30 inch hips). Thoughts?

Oh by all means, wear them if you like

I always thought the extra material on the sides would prevent that...I wear boxer briefs (with the short legs) which are sorta similar and that almost never happens to me.

Oh, totally. I just personally can't imagine a thong being comfortable.

Nothing sexy about ballsweat pouring down your leg, no siree.

and hello to you too

All hayl Gaya

*femynyst

Well of COURSE he got a ticket. Write en francaise, merde-head

Thongs are NOT sexy, especially the 90's style ones that go up to the 'pits.

gawwwd

this makes so much sense to me. I'm a dude and I'm strictly boxer briefs (regular briefs are dad-underwear in my mind, and regular boxers bunch like crazy and don't hold *things* in their proper places). Basically your male equivalent of boyshorts (or is that the other way around?).
I truly don't understand how…