I honestly got 2/3rds of the way through this thinking there was some buildup to a joke. No, you really are that cartoonish.

That’s why I do most of my travel with Bing Streetside.

Story is extremely sad. OP is a heartless monster

highlight of the Microsoft conference, hands down.

I’m going to cry, aren’t I?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ori and The Blind Forest is one of the best games to come out in the past few years, and one of my favorite ‘Metroidvanias’ ever. Can’t wait for this one.

Thanks. That really helped.

A yearly release for these sports games is a bad idea

They changed it. There is a new soft ban where Pokemon (or as I like to say to piss off my kids - pokemen) flee after one toss but the pokestops still work as normal. I’ve been using bots a lot just to fuck around (I have one real account without using any cheats and I never battle with the bot accounts) and if you…

Two things.

First off, he claims he was sent to “Smash Hell” due to spamming attacks on the Duck Hunt character, then proceeds to complain about people spamming attacks once relegated to the troublemaker zone. That’s pretty damn hypocritical. He also complains that he’s told to “git good” when his internet was…

In the first LotR movies, Merrill and Pippin (however they're spelled), briefly mention the Old Forest, that the trees moved. In-game, what do we find there? Evil trees!

I have always admired the way they thought Tolkien out for themselves rather than just copy Jackson. The thing is it would take 5-10 years to develop another Middle Earth MMO with that much depth and no one has that kind of money anymore.

I wish it had been more popular so it could get some graphic overhauls. Of all the stuff in the game, thats the only thing that has aged horribly. The world is best imagining of Tolkien’s work, the game actually had content for groups size 2 and up, and the classes had a llot of fun stuff to em.

Having fun isn’t hard, when you have a library card.

Sometimes, sometimes, it’s the safer option.

You just described Urien. He's coming in a few months.

My game unlocked ultra-nightmare after I completed the story on hurt me plenty.

Correction: Ultra-nightmare is just Nightmare with permadeath.

Doesn't Ultra-Nightmare have permadeath anyway?