That’s not completely true. Non-partners CAN get quality options, but the method to get them without being partnered isn’t that clear. Yeah, it will be nice when all streamers will get the options.

Someone willing to commit felony sexual assault is not going to let a minor misdemeanor illegal bathroom usage law stop them from committing a more serious crime.

I’m excited to play this game with my girlfriend in a darkened room. Then she won’t notice when I scratch my butt.

Reporter: *Looks at scribbled notes with confused look and raises hand*

It’s Konami, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

C’mon, kid. If you want to hit a zebra you’ll need to get into dental school first.

the referees are part of the field

If the referee had been armed this never would’ve happened.

I really hate it when some whiny fellow passenger complains that my both my cigarette smoke and erect penis keeps hitting her in the face

Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans... raw.

This is the part I don’t get. This would be an awesome couch mode. Both teams draft before the game and it’s a one and done. I think it would be a blast.

No thanks, I’d prefer for the jerks to be banned instead.

He is just trying to make himself look like a victim. He isn’t actually a victim.

You realize the saying is “Two wrongs DON’T make a right”... right?

How old is he? 12?

Shot him soo hard he started speaking japanese!

The less you let the system know about you and your habits, the more generic an experience you will get. Some people want this. I want a customized environment.

The only good argument in this video is the third one. Here are his three arguments:

Let’s hope the surprise launch party isn’t being held at chuckle cheese’s. That could get ugly.

I love that he just surprises everyone with the release. Appropriate, considering the fan’s love for mystery and the atmosphere of the story surrounding the games’ lore.