Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

I think they're pre-empting the fact that some people wanna play open world games like this to cause destruction—making it a mini-game means that stuff is separate from what actually happens in the game. There's still some degree of tone dissonance, but it's not as bad as it could be.

Or resuscitating his dead mother!

When the video quality makes it look like this was recorded by my dad in 1987.

or drugs hidden in dead bodies

A camera suspended by cables moving along the pitch.

"I think it tells you that we did our homework—unlike a lot of people," he said.

There is a reason adults knock over kids to get the balls. As shown in this video, professional level baseballs can give children Parkinson's Disease. Now that little boy will not be able to follow his dream of being the best baseball player ever.

Don't buy early access/green lit games until they're fully released? Problem solved?

just putting this idea out there. If somebody really wanted to work THAT hard to try to hypothesize what my penis actually looks like under my pants, i'd be flattered.

Surprised this is coming out already. Usually it takes Tallahassee forever to respond to a rape.

If you crop this image with the other shadow, it looks like he's hovering.

My first 'Shop :D

Doesn't sound like putting one isolated individual on blast is working out so well. http://gothamist.com/2014/04/17/jfk…

The worst nightmare

Before anyone post it :P

Came here for the cat photo. Stayed here for the cat photo.

Yeah in this case. It isn't a disagreement. it is a fact that the earth isn't 6000 years old

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

That kid shows all the telltale signs of Won't Sit Down Syndrome.