Hat Attack one reminded me of 007 Nightfire... Now I’m sad.

Pretty sure it’s more about the child endangerment then the actual theft; I suspect those machines are insured to hell and back.

I’ll just wait for a drop, because I do want to play it tho

When Russo is the voice of reason we really are in the twilight zone 

Boobs Mcgee 

Why do anything ever?

Think about the impact of the high temperatures and steam on the handle.  The metal will be fine but the grip of your knife may warp if its plastic, wood, or a composite.  Further the connection can be impacted leading eventually to a loose tang, rusted rivets, or other issues.

2002 Buick? Century or Park Avenue? ...the indicators are actually just headlight reflections off the chrome bumper trim?

I got you.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

“Hope Hicks” sounds like Trump’s entire campaign strategy.

Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Simple and effective. Scrap all this nonsense.

Do we still do comment of the year? Cause I nominate this one.

Take my star you shade throwing animal. +1

I mean, if you’ve decided to only sell one copy of your album for millions of dollars...I’m guessing you’ve already made your peace with the fact that it’s going to be bought by an asshole.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.