This is so godsdamn perfect that I hope a tabloid editor somewhere is weeping because they didn’t think of it first.

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

Unless she was walking into the restaurant bleeding all over the place, her odds of sharing Ebola with passersby was negligible.

She should be prosecuted for reckless endangerment at the bare minimum and manslaughter if anyone dies as a direct result of her exposing them (from the flight or the restaurant, it shouldn’t be too difficult to trace back the 1 degree of separation).

That is the thing about a health screening. Everyone it catches does not necessarily have the disease in question. But it’s one of those civil society things. Society depends on the innate decency of humans to tell the truth, then those honest humans suffer personal inconvenience for the greater good. Without that?…

Does/did she actually have coronavirus though? Yes, she had a fever and a cough, but not ever fever and cough is this particular illness. Loads of people have a fever and a cough today and are just suffering from the plain old common cold.

In her case, though, she was completely asymptomatic and the whole situation was overblown and sensationalized – Ebola doesn’t spread through saliva if the person isn’t actually sick (and they have to be very sick for there to be a significant viral load). The quarantine she was initially subjected to was even…

We need to revise our bio terror laws, because she needs to be in prison for a very, very, very long time.

On behalf of all french people: Fuck you with a rusty rake.

This should become the new "may the ticks and fleas of a thousand ticks and fleas infest your pubic hair" 

This is reminiscent of the time Dr. Nancy Snyderman violated her Ebola virus quarantine to get soup. A girl’s gotta eat I guess.

As someone who is immunocompromised, may I just say: I hope she gets an infected ingrown taint hair that doesn’t heal right for at least a month. 

All those unfortunate richies... it’s like Prospero’s masque all over again. They couldn’t even hide from the plague in their fancy French restaurant.

“Violence is not the answer” is some horseshit “rule” oppressive power structures want you to believe.

Based on the victims past behavior, we conclude his actions were consistent with him asking for it.

Makes me laugh that the article says Sly didn’t have a reason to smear Gere since Gere was the one who walked, as someone whose colleague bullied her for a year and a half after an incident that a) wasn’t my fault and b) was resolved in her favour (at my request). People can be unreasonable and irrational, so I…

BTW, can’t believe anyone here thinks Stallone was somehow how Gere’s level in either the looks or charms department. Must be a bunch of youngin’s, here. Young Gere made young Stallone looks like a little caveman back then.

‘I never would have come,’ he snapped, as David and I showed him to the door, ‘if I’d known Prince f—in’ Charming was gonna be here.’ Then he added: ‘If I’d wanted her, I would’ve taken her!’ John writes.”

But there is much, MUCH more to this story. The Gere/Stallone beef goes back decades! It’s even rumoured that Stallone started the infamous Gere/gerbil legend. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cinemablend.com/news/2409842/where-richard-gere-and-sylvester-stallones-infamous-feud-started

The only actual fistfight I’ve ever witnessed in my entire life was between two Buddhist guys in a park arguing about some interpretation of Buddhist scripture. (They were known to be pretty nuts in general, though.) I’ll never forget the sound of that punch....

Like you, I'm not sure I believe this. But I want it to be true.