Good job ladies! Now, just make sure this thread ends with a photo montage of all the crazy stuff that happened while you penned these. The movie deal is in the bag. An agent will contact you, 95% chance his first name will be Ira. So unless you hang out with a bunch of Iras just yell "Yes! Yes! 1000 times YES!"…

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She still dances like she is having a seizure. Every watch those DirectTV ads? It's strange...

Gonna take pinhole images in stereoscope! I got coffee cans, don't need lenses.

Exactly! And it's only got the correct time twice in a day!

Just pre-ordered two!

Classic Waldo.

Those black people seem to be having fun with Apple products.

That's doesn't explain Sarah Palin though. She doesn't make ANY sense, yet, there she is.

Is this even real? Maybe the Rapture came and this is all we are left with?

If you zoom in and hit enhance you can this guy, preparing to smugly drop a cig out the window.

Is this the thread where I ask people to watch after my crops, sidewalks and crime syndicate while I am on vacation? I am going to a place with no internet (my mom's house).

Sometimes a man wants to turn both left and right at 100+ MPH.

Also, if your house is a private plane and you insist the pilot do barrel rolls after you have had a few too many vodka tonics, this setup is not for you.

Awesome!

Heard this woman on Fresh Air on NPR. She is pretty convincing. The book uses a bunch of sources and one in particular who told her a bunch of stuff over a 2-year period. She was able to collaborate most of it through unclassified documents, etc. The story the source had was more 'complete' and seemed to connect the…

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Oh, well good. She can fix her own face (apparently he crammed an iPhone into it).

Direct deposit twice a month from "S. Jobs, Palo Alto, CA".