LOLWUT?

Don't get in front of Tiger when he's mad.

You're no allowed to be an asshole if you drive a movie car that can do time travel. DennyCrane:

One time I was at Kennedy Space Center and I saw an older guy with an MG hat on. Since my dad's mother had a '78 MG-B, I pointed the guy out to him. My dad goes up to him and says "My mother had a 1978 MG-B, I used to steal that thing all the time." The old MG guy goes (In the thickest southern accent I've ever…

If only gramps had bought a proper manual, his asshole grandson wouldn't have been able to take it on a joyride.

Please don't reproduce.

Probably the first time I've ever celebrated the actions of any owner of a lifted Ram bro truck. Awesome.

So auto enthusiasts on Jalopnik are now "sheltered leftists", eh? Okayyyyy...

Let's be honest with ourselves and admit that the Tea Party itself has no idea what it stands for.

I live in Texas, home of the self-righteous tea-bag asshole. I've seem more instances of tea-bag malfeasance than I can count and yeah, complaining about something that you can't profit from, despite it "going against all your moral prerogatives" is one I've seen a whole lot.

Really, though, nobody can or should stop him from flying his flags. He just has to pay for repairs out of his own pocket.

I gotta fight you there: A CVT is a great idea that could be truly awesome if used right. Ideally something like a CVT would be amazing for most things - imagine if you will: you're getting on the freeway, you punch it, the engine goes immediately to it's max power setting and stays there, with the transmission…

Bless you good Sir. You said everything I didn't in my post. And yes, I have the itch again. This time for a '99 9-5 SE 2.4 w/98k, $2500. The seller has been aloof giving me the VIN. Salvage most likely.

I feel like most of the suggestions are from people that haven't been a part of any of the groups they are suggesting. Sure, Jeep guys wave at one another, but venture onto any of their forums and I wish you luck. Suggest something as stupid as cross shopping a JK Unlimited and a 4Runner and you better have tough…

That would just make you a Miata guy's guy.

Go time~

I made the best use of Word.

You are welcome. I also touch up wedding photos.

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