I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow in the knee.

Me too!

Same here =/

Well yeah, if Hansel and Gretel were a true story, but clearly IRL cavemen invented GPS with their first signal fires.

If you distilled bad vodka, in addition to making it stronger, would it burn off the impurities?

Michael Bay just called. He told me to tell you, "meh."

Except that their phonebook for the whole country is probably two pages long... single sided.

OR... how about yawning to tell yourself that it's time to go the F to sleep?!?!

Some how reading this while drinking a Sam Adams Lager made it taste like shit.

You know, this would have never happened if the housewife had not been so lazy and worked faster.

I'd like to see how well body armor works on a headshot.

I wonder if that would work with sharks... guess I'm going to the aquarium tomorrow.

Does this mean I can't login with the username "potus@whitehouse.gov" anymore?

Looks scratchy.

Does that mean all the proto-solarsystems being incubated in the nebula will/are destroyed as well?

Because we live in a free society that allows us to call BS on people that try to rewrite history. Even if that history happened a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Printers?!?! I think we just discovered that Kodak's real problem is its current brain trust.

Forget that! I see a series of craters that looks exactly like the paw print of a platypus! Coincidence? I think not.

Done and done, my friend.

I think that's what string theory is supposed to be; the smallest bits of matter. What is so crazy about strings though, is that if an atom was the size of our solar system, a string would be the size of a tree on earth. I think that was in the "Elegant Universe" series on PBS.