Ummm... it's the 21st Century now... The lightbulb... like in the picture... that was the 20th Century.

@Zing: That was funny as hell! BTW, I have a 2 year-old daughter and can so relate, but I do judge other parents now whereas before having kids I could have cared less.

Literally an hour ago, I was just pumping gas and the woman across the isle was yelling, "Shut the Fu*k up!" at her crying infant. Yeah, way to parent.

Someone forward this link to Venice, Italy.

I'm going to bequeath my Avid Meridian hardware to my yet-to-be-born grandchild.

Why didn't they put the USB port in the most obvious spot? Seems like they dropped the ball on that one.

My cat will scratch your eyes out.

Wow, was that video produced in 1975? Stunning... just stunning.

It's full of stars.

One point twenty-one gigawatts! Great Scott!!!

"This is the police! Hand over those soiled boxers and no one gets hurt."

Hence the expression, "life sucks, then you die."

Boy has the perfect dad. Boy loses dad. Boy goes into computer to get dad back... 'nuff said.

@rotaryfan: Regardless, the question remains that if an event of this magnitude took place even 100,000 light years away, (and remember, they don't know what the catalyst was) it would most definitely vaporize anything living. I mean holy crap, this thing lasted 10 minutes!

I'd also like to say, "fuck you" to Los Angeles for being the worst city in the world in terms of its public transportation, massively congested roads and freeways. Also a special "fuck you" to myself for my continued duplicity to all the ills of the world created by fossil fuels by my continuing to drive a car. …

All the more reason to buy an electric car this fall.

Someone soooo needs to develop a kickboxing game for this thing!

@Hizzle1138: The money spent to study space is less than one tenth of one percent of the national budget. Compare that to how much money we have to pay to the military.

I see nothing simple about this.

Umm... rumor is that tomorrow they'll be leaving a surprise for you under the toilet lid. Lift carefully.