I qualified for the vaccine because I’m technically obese so thank you, Krispy Kreme, for making sure I qualify for the next one as well.

Confession: I eat the dropped bits of bagels off the plate with my finger. Perhaps your method is better.

No, it takes making $99,000 in 2019 to get nothing at all. If you made $10 in 2020 you still get nothing because you made too much over a year ago. This is my case. I was out of work for more than 7 months, yet because I made just under $100k last year I get none of that relief check even though I made much less…

just got a $601.80 vet bill so... at least someone’s got health care on the government’s dime(?)

Have you tried covering the bowl of rice with a wet paper towel? Or even putting just the tiniest bit of water over the rice to steam it? I do both, plus heat it for a minute, stir then nuke it for another minute.  The results are pretty decent.

So, short answer: it depends on the field.

“Blessed week” didn’t quite have the same ring to it :\

As was noted on Gizmodo this morning, we will likely see soon after the election that Trump or one of his sycophants manipulated the FDA approval process so Trump would have a “win” against Covid to show. 

I have a feeling what Trump is calling “prepay” is actually a loss carryforward, but that would require him to acknowledge his string of epic business failures, so his team has rephrased as a prepayment using the broadest possible definition of that term.

So, basically; it won’t. The entire Trump plan is illegal and unenforceable, and even if it weren’t, amounts to a measly loan only for those already working who don’t need it.

Sounds suspiciously like an Austrian plot to steal our onions.

As long as I don’t have to wear anything on my face, I believe the science on this one.

Shit you can smell MY fart from across the building. Get me some broccoli, deviled eggs, cabbage and Taco Bell and you can smell it from across town.  MY farts will strip the paint off a battleship I tell you what.

Pro: BARBADOS!

if you take your mouse pointer and move it along the video track, you’ll see the sun quiet down. A-freaking-MAZING!

It isn’t. Cancer and cardiovascular disease go above all of these, which makes sense. Those are basically the causes of death of living a whole life.

She must not be a dog then. 

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Obviously you can cancel subsequent deliveries, but it’s a pretty weird promotion to do for rechargables, where the whole point is that you don’t need to replace them periodically (or if you do, it’s on the scale of years rather than months).

Obviously you can cancel subsequent deliveries, but it’s a pretty weird promotion to do for rechargables, where the…

Speaking of Ads for scams... this is what shows up at the bottom of this article (sigh).