Oh fuck, if they did this up here in Alaska everyone would be licking doorknobs and flesh-hugging each other left and right.

Here’s an Exotic state that Doesn’t matter

This won’t change any minds, Ed. Anyone who isn’t vaccinated by now doesn’t is refusing to be vaccinated. There’s nothing you can say to the unvaccinated idiots that will convince them to get the vaccine.

At this point, I feel like they should limit the number of beds taken by unvaccinated COVID patients.

Oh, wow, New Delhi has sno... Oh. Oh no.

We’ve had 50 Batmans (Batmen?) They should just recast Black Panther, recast Shuri and carry on. We’d adapt and be fine. I loved Chadwick Boseman btw, but this is the way...

Actual size of the plant I need for the amount of dust in my house.

She really should be the bare minimum for what a state rep provides, and considering the crises that West Virginians face, on a daily basis and stretching back throughout Manchin’s time in power, WV needs someone worth like 15 Katie Porters. If Democrats aren’t going to primary Manchin, I think that will be such a…

I’m very disappointed this obvious gif hasn’t been posted yet.

Imagine using something besides Dawn dishsoap.

I know this story is about Russia but what it really highlights is how even Putin’s Russia is doing more to save lives than the US. Now I understand why the US will never have gun control, people, citizens dying simply doesn’t matter to Americans.

Don’t forget that correlation does not imply causality.  I’d be willing to bet that the reason so few people surveyed have a budget that they follow each month or have a debt payoff strategy is precisely because they’re doing reasonably well financially, so they don’t have to sweat every dime and don’t have…

Gotta have that lateral support, for high-G cornering on 360 noscopes.

Facebook: “Yeah, I wanna tap that.”

It’s funny, because a real vax card is free, but you have to pay for a fake one.

Maybe someone called and offered her a Herman Cain Award?

In honor of the occasion, I have drafted the following haiku, which I dedicate to the brave Cyber Ninjas and all of their hard work:

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha.

maybe they’re just trying to create some buzz for the show? (Sorry)

Cruz will just run off to Cancun when the water starts rising. 

This happens when my wife leaves the door open too long. it doesn’t take long for enough of the surface of the ice to melt so it freezes together. Attempts at behavior modification have been so far unsuccessful.