The_Phalanx
The_Phalanx
The_Phalanx

I call bs on throwing out a 32 ford in favor of a hacked e34 (?)

Sweet! Managed to snap this back in 98 I believe in Thailand during the annual Cobra Gold exercise, back when I was with ACU-1.

not the angle I would ever want to see a Hind coming from... I.E. pointing directly at me...in a war zone.

Bitch please.

Sounds like you either.

So what you are saying is that you drove a used car and it didn’t handle like a new car.....

It sure seems like the NHL puts the NFL and MLB to shame (don’t pay enough attention to the NBA to comment) when it comes to suspending players for on ice actions. Could you imagine the NFL/MLB putting out a video like this?

Obligatory: pics or it didn’t happen

Of all the things to complain about, you pick the one situation where a gullwing door is almost certainly BETTER than a traditional door?

You really do live up to your name quite well

And please share with the class what your dipshit dumbass drives? We are dying to know.

Officially the dumbest comment on Jalopnik today.

Congrats.

Your Jalop card has officially been revoked...

I fit 3 (2 teenagers, 1 baby in a rear-facing car seat) in a Fiesta. Go for it.

It’s funny how Tacoma’s are worth their weight in gold, but you could probably pay for a Tundra with dirt. It’s due for a good update.

Still looks dated/old. And yes, I know a new one is coming soon.

this looks... weird.

1.) Doesn’t work, they went through 3 locked doors to get into my apartment.