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Harumph! Get rid of all the things I don’t fancy!

Tell those kids to get off your lawn.

This page is cancer. Thank you, Jalopnik, for creating this thread in which people have devolved into animals.

I am usually on board with you guys writing for Jalopnik but this seems like another classic example of caring too much about other people’s cars. This site is FULL of said behavior.
Everyone is pissed about people buying trucks and SUVs when “all they need” is a brown diesel wagon. Maybe people like driving trucks.

It’s just a dick-wag.
Of course no one is going to go over 180. No one tows 8 million tons with their Big Horn, High Country, King Ranch, Mega Shlong pickup truck either. No one dives down 500 meters with their Roolex Super Sea Masturbator either.

My best purchase is a 1963 Ford Fairlane 500. That might be the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

1. I live in Michigan so front license plates are not compulsory.
2. I am not going to buy a new Supra so this is a moot point.
3. I drive a 1963 Fairlane 500 which I am sure is the most diametrically opposed car to the new Supra. It also has no front number plate.
4. None of this makes sense, I am sorry.

Piloted by Malcom Smith.  He could get finish on the podium with a mop bucket.

That thing is an abortion.  I don’t need any group think to tell me what my eyes see.  One of the ugliest automobile front ends I have ever seen.

That thing is pug fugly.  

Let me guess, JD Power?

“The Chevy Camaro responds....”  That is all it is, a response.  That is all it has ever been.  That is all it will ever be.  A response.  It will always follow along in the Mustang’s shadow.

Screw the budget.  Saleen S7 or Ford GT.

I had a physical almost-gagging reaction to seeing that front end.  That is an atrocity.  GM, W  T  F?  That makes the Aztek look like a Miura.

That is where I am at.  Hopefully the Gt500 will depress some value from the 350.

How does that shoe taste?

Beautiful.  I LOVE the wheels.  I want one just for the living room.  I am sure my wife won’t mind.  She really loves the new Mustangs too.

I love it and I want one.  I also hope this will push prices down on the 350 so I can “settle” for one of those.  What a time to be alive!

#notsohumblebrag

Since everyone else here has nitpicked/whined this build to death, I would just say that this thing looks/sounds badass. There is some amazing fab work done here.  Most importantly, it looks unique.  Is it another LS?  Yes, but this one revs TO THE MOON, Alice.  Amazingly cool build.

HAHAHAHAHA! The Mustang must be so good now that all there is left to pick on is the hood prop rod. Nice job Ford! I knew once the live axle was gone the fools would have nothing to bitch about.

P.S. Nice article and pics Kristen.  I still prefer the face of the 2017 but that profile is so sexy.