I hear the sirens, but I see no flashers.  Do I still have to yield?

You do know that most of the country is not New York City, right? Most of the country is normal. Normal sized garages, normal sized parking lots, normal sized whatever. Don’t shape the whole world to fit your screwed up city.

Stan said it all.

I use this to travel from the compound to the arsenal. It can get a bit boggy.

Then if I need to travel in public I use this. Have your people call my people, I can arrange a test firing drive.

Clapton or Glick, which one is it?

Are you just realizing that a limited production, factory built race car with an exclusive driver purchase program and legal docs to prevent quick flips would not serve as daily drivers? I fully expected them to be jamming up the highways and McDonalds drive-thrus everywhere. Huh.

70 year old men will not hit pedestrians with their Corvette.

Please. Have you seen the scoreboard?

Slow day, MUST PUBLISH SOMETHING! They probably have dozens of these things that fire off automatically if they don’t make a deadline.

I, like Luke, (who is totally real I’m sure) have a hard limit of $200,000 on new car purchases. I will NOT go over $200k. FIRM.

Where is Bullit? He flew over the same crest in SF 9 or 10 times. He kept passing that same Beetle.

This is commitment. You mean you don’t drift on your driver’s (maybe passenger’s in this case) door? GET ON MY LEVEL!

I love this sanctimonious approach to determining what type of cars someone needs. THEY SAID THEY WANTED IT. Get off it already.
How many Jeep Wranglers sold go out and tackle the Rubicon? How many Corvettes are bought to race around Laguna Seca?

Stop telling people what kinds of cars they want.

This is not a big deal. At least they are giving the car a dollop of bhp to earn its ST moniker. Have you forgotten the Dodge Caravan and Durango R/T?

All hail the Blackbird. My only exposure to one is on display at the Kalamazoo Air Zoo Museum. It is an amazing display of design and engineering for sure.

Winning is everything in America. Growing up, my dad would watch NASCAR and the post-race interviews were telling. The winner was being doused in soda/Gatorade/Miller Lite and the second place driver was pissed while naming all of his 38 sponsors.

It wasn’t until I started watching MotoGP where I saw a podium…

I love these holier than thou posts about what kind of cars people should buy. Or worse, what kind of cars Ford should build. Maybe you’re right and Ford should continue producing unwanted, unprofitable product that no one will buy. Then they would go out of business and there would be no Ford. That might save you the…

How about not smoking weed in the first place?

What does your Ridgeline tattoo look like?