Not pictured: Al Swearengen instructing the staff to hook up the casks of whiskey while gently nudging the whores to start sucking pricks.

I think you broke it.

The Skyforce have had a rough go of it thus far, what with most of their top prospects suffering Wounded Knees.

"Children should celebrate by cheering each other, giving high fives, hugs and pats on the back. But in my view, a choreographed, celebratory dance is not the way to celebrate victory," Roberts said."

Did you even bother reading what he was saying? Or are you just going to assume I'm racist/anti-football player?

"and I'm going to change my degree."

Hijab'd him in the balls.

"Retweeted by Jim_ICE"

Sadly, the boy's crowning achievement on the gridiron would also be his undoing, as his teammates dumped a cooler of Gatorade on him and killed him by electrocution.

"I'm tired of watching these bourgeoisie waste tons of Francs on Monet and Escargot. Teach them a lesson Robespierre!"

"I would like an explanation from ESPN's web people as to why they decided to delete the "X > Tebow" comments from their website"

When citing his inspiration-in-thievery, the perp recalled, among others, Harry Lyme and Marv Merchants, aka the Wet Bandits, aka the Sticky Bandits.

"Fellas, fellas! No need to fight! I have three holes, after all."

Personally, I would have gone with The Wire theme song "Way Down in the Hole" as backing music for any Kardashian tribute video.

"After I got here I ordered Faygo root beer...and I got Barq's. I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook."

"Florida or Ohio? It's Ohio."

With all this talk of "BBC" and black screens, for a minute I thought Deadspin had taken a turn for the Racial Fetishes Without Access, Favor or Discretion.

Looks like someone regretted their use of the word "riveting" in the headline...

"Here’s Another Riveting Scorecard"

In her old age, Imelda Marcos realizes more and more that she needs to do something with her 733 pairs of Nike Air Force Ones.