Who's going to friend her on Facebook first?

Criticisms continue to arise that, as a graphic designer, Yuri Foreman is notoriously self-serving.

As a form of revenge the students, instead of referring to him as "Coach Popp," began calling him "Coach Pappy."

Translation: I hate Dan Gilbert because he's a rich, white man.

@Sterling Archer: Thank you. Us Jews will never turn off a Seinfeld.

@Sterling Archer: Thank you. Us Jews will never turn off a Seinfeld.

@Sterling Archer: Thank you. Us Jews will never turn off a Seinfeld.

@Neeraj Verma: The government taking part of your livelihood isn't important? Especially when the government is as wasteful as it is in the States? It's not life and death, but it is incredibly important.

@reddyroc: Many in America are, but the people who protest the current government are labeled as racists, fascists, and nutcases.

@gconol: Moses only teaches a lesson once. If the Egyptians were too stupid after the first time he p0wned them, he ain't gonna come a'callin' again.

Oh man, I cannot WAIT until the peaceful, geeky and forward-thinking Muslim Brotherhood takes over. Sooooo exciting!!!

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Killa Bees? Best hit up Wu-Tang Financial.

"According to the Plain Dealer"

@Mira Mi Huevo!!!: No, but I will accept the DarrylStrawberry.

@Parts Guy Matt: The special edition BitchSetMeUpBerry.

Maybe we should start calling them Halle/Marion/Chuck Berries. Ha!

Lady Gaga has a bigger dick than all of these suckas.

No non-White entries? Das racist!

@WashingtonForeskins: It's 18, and you can always fake being religious.

"In 2008, Israel faked a suicide"