Miami - After starter Edinson Volquez gave up four runs in the first inning, the Dominican Republic came back to defeat Italy 5-4 in the World Baseball Classic. The Dominican will face the United States next, and Italy will face Puerto Rico in a loser-goes-home elimination game.

That's Gawker Media's MO.

Are his fingers wet? Why are his fingers wet?

The WBC isn't even for Americans. It's for the Dutch and Italians and Koreans and Brazilians, countries where baseball is a growing sport.

Das ist eine Schande.

Are you kidding me! The WBC is on and it's not in English?! #UnAmerican

This seems like a massive fucking mistake. But, Denton.

Oh sorry, I didn't know!

People find any reason to hate the Patriots.

If you think that's bad, here's FDR.

Not nearly as much as Clinton and Bush IMO.

Fuck you and your facts about the flu. I'm going to be self-righteous, misinformed, and a danger to society and not get my flu shot.

For these people, it's really not.

Go to hell you libertarian fuckwad.

I feel like the Raiders fan would be the toughest out of all of you though. Aren't the majority of them ex-cons?

It's like this at most schools, too, for faculty (especially lunch ladies, which my mom is) and students.

A vaccine is not a drug. It is a damaged cell from a virus so that your body can build up immunity to the virus, and therefore protect you if/when you come into contact with the virus. Jesus Christ, you are dumb.

Trick question. Convert to Mormonism and brother-husband both Hamm and Clooney.

I think that's exactly it. They're viewing these "men" (even if they're not men) as infringing on something that was "theirs"

God forbid we enter into a hetero relationship, right? Jesus Christ, people suck.