Goddammit, here's the image.

...have watches[sic] and memorized the names of the characters from some shitty movie that's almost a decade old?

Laïcité est fantastique.

The reason why the French aren't using religion as the basis to stir-up anti-gay rhetoric is because of France's strong history with secularism, or "Laïcité", which is considered equal with the national motto "Liberté, égalité, fraternité".

I can just imagine the refugee camps in Canada.

Florida's all but entire lost for Obama, but Romney's going down in Ohio (unless Tagg fucks everything up with his electronic voting company).

"He's the one daddy likes."

I had the exact same reaction at the end of Clinton's second term. I remember saying to my father "But Clinton's the only president I ever knowed!"

I'll change him.

Why do only the ladies get to enjoy single Daniel?

The fact of the matter is, I never did. I was born a cynic.

We're going to win.

This ad has been running in Maine since like June.

Palestinians who support Israel. Canadians who support annexation by the United States. Africans for the Advancement of the HIV Virus, Famine and Warlords.

Top 1 reasons why Miami University of Ohio is no longer on my list of colleges:

The A's winning a title will be so good for baseball. It will completely silence the crusty old curmudgeons still saying "MONEYBALL DON'T WORK CUZ BILLY BEANE AIN'T WON NOTHIN YET".

Hell, I'm a Red Sox fan and the only time I had more fun was 2004. This season is awesome.

These coins will sell for so many times their worth on the internet.

Aw, thanks!

Thank you. More Americans really need to learn what "free speech" means.