The_ItAlien
The_ItAlien
The_ItAlien

First white pill of the month, this is way too heavy on my ovaries. #tmi #sorrynotsorry

When you listen to Welcome to New York very carefully you can hear Taylor Swift whispering ", Ebola" at the end of each verse.

Thanks for saying that, I was about to.

WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING OMG COME BACK YOU ALL

I genuinely had no clue that C-section shaming was a thing. Personally, that's the one and only option I am willing to consider when it'll be my turn. Also, it's not necessarily a walk in the park either. I'm terrified on all things HOSPITALS AND BLOOD AND GENERAL SICKNESS and never had surgery so far, so I'm pretty

Aww Dodai, best of luck in your new adventure!

Currently reading this book, I had to leave this chapter halfway to get off the subway this am, so I'm glad this was posted. Caitlin's book is an absolutely recommended reading if you're a human interested in understanding your human condition.

How about "Happier Couples linked to Happier Marriages"?

Oh hello troll, you're about 4 months late to this party!

I was JUST gonna bring that up. Dayman — OOOH OHHH OHHH!

Didn't know about this. I feel weird about it.

There are many reasons to love Charlie Day/Kelly. Mine is DENIM CHICKEN.

I thought he was also big in the US? I always assumed that, but I moved here from Europe when Alors on Danse was huge so I guess I was confused... Weird!

Yay Happy Birthday!!!

UGH my birthday was 4 days ago, I'm not waiting 361 days for this. GIMME NOW.

I got to 0:21 and had to stop it. Literally can't get myself to watch the rest.

We need to do something for this woman!

I have, how did you like the movie?

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Also he must have been dreaming of this moment since 2000