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She most certainly is. She's an icon of Italian music. Totally allowed. Actually want one.

YAAAAASSSS!

Raffaella Carra' is an awesometastic mashup of Gaga, Madonna and all that's good in flamboyant 80s music. America should know her. Latin America knows her well already.

This is really HILARIOUS! Ask your resident Italian for pop culture clarifications and more info on the judges, they are all pretty interesting characters.

Copy that. At almost 26, with a steady-ish job, I aim at not feeling under or over dressed/ridiculous in any normal life situation. Is this DECENTCORE? REASONABLECORE? Idk, but if fashion bloggers and market researchers find out we're talking about this we won't be able to shop at, say, Gap or Uniqlo without suddenly

Can anybody please create a buzzword-y label for a style where you just wear whatever you can afford trying not to look like a clown, a social outcast or a fashion overachiever? TYVM

a) Big City Survival Guide: How to Avoid Homelessness
b) The World Today: Beyond MRCA
c) Internships: The Great Lie
d) Personal Health 101 - Hygiene and you
e) So you moved in with an asshole: Exit Strategies
f) Nonsense Training for the Corporate World

LEMME SIT THIS AAAAASSS ON YOU.
I wish I could link to this any time I please, but there are no individual links to the single sound effects.

MOVING TO SOCHI.

He was my roommate and now we're married. Doesn't get any more convenient, right?

My dad passed away in 2011. I wish we had sent each other more emails and messages, I wish I had taken more pics with him, and if he left 800 notes for me I'd be so happy to treasure them, and read them all when I miss him the most.

ABORT VALENTINE'S DAY, COMMENCE BINGE.

Hey Jezebel, wanna know what's real?
THIS is real. And I own one.

Whoa WHOA WHOA. This comment thread exploded over something that I never meant to imply. Everybody calm down.

First of all, I never meant to be offensive — I understand where you are coming from when you comment on my wording choice, and I'm sorry if you felt offended by it. We're on an online comment section,

The whole engagement ring thing is kind of retarded to me. Your man is probably still paying for his student loans and here he is dropping multiple thousands of $$$ on a piece of jewelry, which is actually something that's meant to happen later on when you go pick out the bands (well, hopefully those will be cheaper!)

SRSLY Anthropologie? Free shipping on Cyber Monday? THANKS FOR NOTHING.

CAN YOU SAY PUMPKIN?

Ok, so.
1) I just watched the whole Dourtney interview and I don't exactly know why.
2) I want a soundbite of Courtney's MHMHHHHMs and I want to use it as a ringtone.
3) PLASTIC STRAP BRA.