THIS.

I love this guy! Can't believe he decided to move to Italy after I moved to the US, we should have been friends back home!

"We all know that they are really mean."

Stuff like this makes Twitter awesome.

So if this was real, I'd actually be interested in watching Girls for like the first time EVER.
Tina, why can't you just curate everything that's on TV all the time? How much better would TV be then?? <3

That and try to hang out with decent human beings.

This lady is awesome! And this makes totally evident that our office jobs are making us fat, stupid and old.

Also, retiring is such a sad thing — it's like withdrawing from life, especially in this country where active life — life — means working. When my husband was working on a project to build innovative retirement…

Thank you! I'm glad it actually made some sense to you, sometimes I feel like discussing such things is extremely personal, like the issues I raise with myself are as far from the general understanding than discussing relationship problems (NYC the dysfunctional boyfriend, once again) — so it's great to know that it's…

That's very interesting. I know very few people that actually grew up in the city, and I do believe that they are somewhat better equipped for life, just in terms of the maturity that this city forces you to develop — ever seen those little kiddies on the subway reasoning out loud about transferring between lines or…

Somebody here just won at Jezebel!

Aaaaaand we caaaaan't stooooop / Aaaaand we wooon't stoooooop / LOLing @ this.

We really really should.

And oh, ehm, this would be the link and this would be the post. Thanks for asking!

I very much agree on the fact that Cord Jefferson wrote an awesome, very lucid, very thought-inducing article about this issue. I remember inarticulately commenting on it on my blog and being absorbed in these *why am I doing this to myself*-NYC thoughts for days. I occasionally still think about it. I occasionally…

Seriously enough with pumpkin everything, it's becoming a medical condition. Have you seen this? It was still August when I took a pic of it.

Garofalo, De Cecco. Say no to Ronzoni.
Source: your Italian jezzie.

Where can you find Divella? I've never seen it in NYC.

Ronzoni doesn't exist in Italy. The only Italian-approved brands in this country are Garofalo and De Cecco. The rest is Italian-sounding-crap.

Italy as a whole is revolting against Barilla FYI. Which, like, it's as if America revolted against bacon producers: A BIG DEAL.

PS — the best alternative available in the US is Garofalo. Or the fancy pants ones if you're in a city that has Eataly.
PPS — Pretty sure Barilla will now be the official food of Topeka, KS…

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