Seriously, I stop working in the early pm and I visit Anthro stores wayyy too often just for the sake of it. Might as well make it a paid gig!
Lolz aside, it's good to hear it's actually a decent place to work. If I were to ever need an in-between-jobs job in the future I'll think about it!

*googles "where to step dance in nyc" while thinking about clever comment on the actual story*

Suddenly eating junk food is justifiable. Life is good.

I wanted to post a gif/video of Kelly Kapoor when she's like "OMG you worked at Anthropologie that's my dream job" etc., but apparently the internet didn't provide us with one. Is the internet broken?

I really love this guy, and not just because he picked the coolest saint of all time to be named after (Francesca also happens to be my name, so 10 extra points.)
I sure hope they don't poison him like they did with the other MODERATELY PROG Pope before John Paul II.

Also, I'm a bad Catholic and I need to be confirmed…

00:47 — "I'm gonna kill you all."

You guys forgot the model wearing a watermelon and the one with dog poop on her head.

I like how all of Jim's suits are Hugo Boss — not too shabby for a salesman at a small paper company!

If I had this kind of money I'd pretty much buy everything, then watch it all on Netflix again and again (which btw I kind of am) and wear stuff from the episodes just because. And NO that is NOT AT ALL creepy.

My husband HAAAATES Pam. Idk, I kinda love them, come on they are too cute.

Also let's organize a JEZEBEL GOES TO VEGAS type of deal, maybe we can get airfare discounts. I-I-I / Wanna go-oh-oh to see Britney!

THE DUCK FACE while listening. Priceless.

We should just start a petition to notify her that that name is really atrocious.

Myley Syres. Also I love how 60% of these are very descriptive descriptions of what happened. They just really needed to get it out of their systems.

She is so gracious she distracts me from the fact that Prince William is balding.

This is fantastic, I wish I had known about this career option a long time ago!

This just makes me feel so OK about actually reading Banana Republic's promo emails. I'd gladly take a life of ponte skirts and jackets over mixing up with these insane people.

Gaahhh. This looks like the LEAST relaxing and spontaneous get together in the history of social life. Also, why oh why did she choose "goop" as a brand/signature/whatever? It sounds so much like POOP I can't even.

OMG somebody tell that girl to stop crumpling The Puppy's adorable ears!
Look how much sadness (pain?!) in his eyes! It's like His Holy Cuteness is trying to say STOP IT BIATCH, but he's too sweet and adorable to actually bark something that rude.

I'll be here watching this until Monday non stop. K tnx bye.

CETAPHIL <3