Kinda looks like a nuke hitting the ground! Great job Vlad!

That little bow is the source of all powers.

"Secures baby." ROTFL

Not sure that trials in the US are always fair either.

Women have the right to be gross, to have hair, to be slow, to put on make-up, to not put on make-up, to wear fake eyelashes, to smell good or bad, and to be human beings.

It could be both ways, it probably is. On the one hand it's great that accomplished artists try to bring their world closer to the experience of people who are not into it, and mixing with pop idols I guess could be one way of doing that. On the other hand, it does feel forced and cheap, and I'm not sure what to…

I love it, let me know how you like it!

Ciobar is the shit.

Medical warning: If you see Kate Upton as fat, you may have lard clots in your pupils.

I couldn't agree more. This is like taking all her artistic cred and just tossing it in the bin.
Something must have happened after she became a Tumblr gif a while ago, when people started sharing the (v cute) story about her long time lover going to see her at The Artist Is Present. She must have thought OMG I WENT…

I really don't understand the concept of/need for SHARK WEEK.
If the media have the power to invent new holidays, why wouldn't they invent more relevant ones?

Also, I particularly dislike Shark Week because SEALS ARE AWESOME.

He is adorable. The way he dealt with the Royal Babbby news a few weeks ago was just hilarious.

No come on, this defeats the purpose of stuffing your face with junk food to survive the too many margaritas you just had. This is a one way ticket to Barftown.

I kind of hope it ends up like Shoshanna's attempt. Sorry for Marina but come on.

And off of your Twitter feed, Facebook feed, news reader...

Who by the way was doing performance art before Jay Z and Gaga, and in a much more gentle-to-the-ear way.
Why is Abramovic mixing herself like that? I thought her deal was to do actual art?

Wasn't she already packing up for Austin TX anyway? — Which leads me to suggest that Rick Perry casts her for his next HEY NEW YORK MOVE TO TEXAS Ads. That'd probably get a few idiots to actually relocate, giving Cafe Grumpy back to the community, making Williamsburg apartments affordable once again, etc etc.

Also, is that the trailer for a new Aronofsky movie starring Gaga and Abramovic? Or what?

How did we allow Miley Cyrus to actually dictate the world's next hot coif?

Rome is great and as a Roman I don't feel represented by these banana throwing jerkoffs. Most Italians would tell you the same. Good things about different realities hardly make the headlines.
Do go to Rome, it's worth it and Italy is so much better than this bullshit.
Also — Team Ferrari here.