"No matter what browser/device I use, it looks all fucked up."

Huh. So, based on the play preferences, I'm guessing it's highly unlikely that they would, go, ALL, THE, WAY?

I was promised gut-clearing puking.

What's even more important is that Greinke has stopped throwing his slider all together. The slider is by far and away his best pitch. Mike Petriello did a great write up about this about a week ago.

The "fuck the media" comment was a joke and was regarding his reluctance to do a 20 minute press conference, which he ended up doing.

I disagree about the Internet porn. If I'm a porn mogul, I'm doing everything I can to keep the overhead down. I'd use an old warehouse and a few cheap props before I'd rent a hotel room. And if I must use a hotel room, I'll use a cheap Motel 6 instead of a fancy expensive place.

I would do that. Heck, I have done that.

People who take a strong position not to take their kids to Disney World should be forced to sit them down and tell them "Mommy and Daddy are poor and don't love you."