((Blames the Democrats))

I don’t support his deportation, but I’m fine if Trump can make Angel Hernandez NOT be an MLB umpire ever again.

Yeah. He was bat boy for Russia in the 88 Olympics.

Dylan Roof. What do I win??

That’s easy. Stephen Miller.

Martin Shkreli is strong contender.

Thanks for sharing

Yeah and imagine if the Portland Trail Blazers had drafted Michael Jordan instead of Sam Bowie.....What’s your point?

Custer would’ve conquered the West if it weren’t for those damned Indians.

Saric is 22 and playing replacement level-basketball. His realistic ceiling is “decent starter.” Embiid could very easily become the next Oden (turns out foot and leg problems can sink the careers of big men! Who knew!). Even if all their draft picks turn out great, there’s no reason to suspect Philly will be a…

it is not a good basis for, like, analyzing basketball

“With the exception of some injuries Embiid has the potential to rock the league.”

They’re still going to be “going to be” a force in a few years. The Sixers are in a state of both perpetual future-tense glory and permanent present-tense ass-sucking.

lol

I think the real feat is that he reached the age of 16 surrounded by people who are so callously indifferent to his well-being.

Hell, even when he WAS doing the negotiating himself it’s not like he was good at it. This gormless chucklefuck went bankrupt trying to sell gambling, steak, and football to America. He’s been coasting his entire life on the money he was gifted by his father and then lying about his net worth.

This is one of the most uplifting things I have read in the past year. I can’t tell if that’s because my bar for “uplifting” has become unspeakably low; if it’s because I genuinely love your writing style (which I know I do, I’ve been guffawing at Burneko pieces for awhile now, shitty Return of the Jedi opinions…

I like that his edit is still not great.

im more and more convinced that the entire armed service is just a front for an acronym service.