I like how he can say “you safe space needing liberal cowards who wet your pants” while at the same time supporting cops who are terrified and trigger-happy at any remote possibility of a threat. Also including those police unions who threaten to stop working 49ers or Lynx games because players were big meanies to…

While I’m sure as shit voting for her, there are plenty of reasons I’m not super stoked about it. The email shit, the array of corporate ties, her general war hawkishness, her hesitancy towards embracing some liberal social stances, her “super predators” line about blacks, etc. That’s just off the top of my head.

This was fucking insane. Dude brushes his helmet while going for a pick. But this UCLA clown gets to keep playing.

Meanwhile, a Penn State defender (fuck them, I know, I know) brushed the helmet of a Michigan WR inadvertently on coverage and was ejected for it. Even my Michigan friends thought it was garbage. At least the refs are crystal clear and consistent!

As a Pirates fan who watched this team grind and grind for 3 years to finally make the playoffs, and then twice watch them get absolutely murdered by a couple of aces (the first year was nice), it does leave a devastating and unfulfilling hole in my heart to watch an entire season of hope be shot down in 2 hours.

Diagonal from DS’ brick contains the names Jaden, Jordyn, and Felesha. Also an improper apostrophe. Winners abound in Minnesota!

I totally believe this. I recently finished my Masters in Data Analytics from a prestigious school, and had a remarkably tough time getting a job because the requirements were like “Hey, do you know R and SQL? Great! Oh, do you also know SAS, SPSS, SSIS, SSRS, Python, Perl, Java, C++, AWS, Apache, Ruby, Tableau,…

That is AMAZING.

This is a truly great story, but why aren’t any kids STILL eating lunch with him? Poor kid.

My football team from 2001. Jason Brookins! Desmond Clark! Kevin Johnson! David Patten! Dominic Rhodes! Maurice Smith! I remember (some of) them!

Shockingly,this team from 2000 only managed a 6th place finish out of 8...

I guess we should always make jokes about the lowest-hanging fruit to make sure all the dummies get a chuckle too.

No one has understood your joke yet. Very well done.

It was amazingly comical to watch the discus in the rain. I watched 6 or 7 attempts and literally only 1 was in-bounds. I’m not a huge discus follower but I’m pretty sure that’s not normal.

Ah, I don’t know. I use Chrome on my Android and it’s peachy. There’s gotta be some ad-blocking extension for whatever browser you’re using.

Ad-block, you neanderthal.

Years ago I found some website that had all the Primetime songs (like 10 or so) and I downloaded all the mp3's but I think that was on my now-dead computer :(

7 uses of the word “very” in 5 sentences. Those studies that he speaks at a 4th-grade level must be true after all.

Pretty weird of the Pirates to let the Nationals bat last.

Not only that, but the leader also had to childishly shit on the team’s low attendance, as if the walkout is justified by saying “we didn’t even want to be there anyway.”