I didn’t realize mosquitoes were such a huge problem in San Diego that they need to build giant nets around the stadium.

Was this directed and paid for by the Nihilist Arby’s Twitter account?

Racial harmony and the Best Fans In Baseball! What more do you need?!

AAA pitcher with 6-7 record and 4.98 ERA calls 6-time all-star a “nobody.” Smart dude.

So most of the seats are red, but then you have sections of seats that are dark red randomly mixed with some are mustard yellow, and combine that with an orange, green, and purple ring around the top and you’ve got a kaleidoscope of garbage colors. The Redskin way.

It’s true, because 19 year olds are the height of intelligence. 3 years of college and the responsibility of leading a championship team certainly won’t help mature them.

And after watching that video, the Diamondbacks announcers are also clowns.

Just like you can smell the maple syrup on those dirty Canadians.

South Dakota, Delaware, South Carolina, West Virginia. Yup, sounds about right.

I love the preemptive bird-flipping by the Salvadorean fan. Good hustle.

It looks he perfectly times a step into a magic hole in the ground just before the tarp grabs him. That’s some Criss Angel shit right there.

You have the 2nd best avatar in these parts

“ESPN/NASCAR!”

as if we are watching an actual movie with actual characters, rather than a useless farce about a talking teddy bear

Nailed it, buddy.

Touche. I should’ve stuck to your insightful theme of hoping for coverage of a murder yet at the same time complaining about non-sports stories, all while underneath a sports story. My bad!

If only there was good basketball being played!

I've always been told to tip a dollar per day they clean up. I admit it's not much, but that's what I do.

Why are only some of his at-bats being tracked? I thought Statcast was being used in every ballpark his season?

Oh, but there are! Carnegie Mellon (the Tartans, fun fact) has two black Scotties as their mascots!