Ho ho! Always lurking, huh? That's a good one! Please cite any source that is remotely close to that being true, sweetie!

Sandusky wasn't the assistant coach while Paterno won all those games. He was long gone from coaching by then. Good try though!

You went through the effort of making an account for that gem of a take?

Instead of whining about how your poor feelings are hurt, perhaps you could educate us unwashed masses? Because it sure looks like the proper protocol to disperse a happy and peaceful crowd is to tear gas the shit out of them!

Are football players taught to hit with the crown of your helmet? You can't even see what the fuck you're hitting. No wonder they all have CTE.

Enjoy the playoffs from the bench, shitdick!

You went through all the trouble of creating a user account just to post this gem. I love you.

The highlight of the Arians flag mess was he was shown saying "I accidentally dropped it" to the ref. I know I hate when I accidentally drop things 30 feet in front of me.

I heard everyone gets injured doing that?

I hope that Ohio State sends a whole lot of love letters to the Big Ten referees working the OSU-PSU game because that screwjob allowed them to make the playoff. What a joke.

I wouldn't define "a good recent run" to be a year or two of strong success over an extended time, but whatever fits your narrative I suppose. I think making 4 January bowl games in 6 years is pretty darn solid. That's just as many as Oklahoma and more than any of your other example schools. 4 shares of first-place…

Even though you ignored 90% of my statement, my argument had nothing to do with if he should've kept his job but if we're going that route, the win% since Pelini arrived:

But where kids are from and where they go to school is a very important correlation that you're overlooking, which was my point. There are 43 players on Alabama's roster from the home state, and dozens more from Georgia. States with tremendous high school talent pools. There's a reason schools from the south or…

Why not wait until Monday? They aren't playing again for 5 weeks so what's the rush?

I see your point, but hoops is incomparable because kids can go there for one year and head to the NBA. The other cities - Tuscaloosa, Waco, Tallahassee, Columbus - are in states and regions were tons of top recruits already live. I don't have any data to back this up but I'd imagine that Nebraska and the Plains…

So you're upset at "our socialist system" of benefits, yet you willingly take tens of thousands of dollars from it?

The government gives people $41,600 a year and free housing and food? Tell me how!

A religious organization using horrible, immoral values to benefit off the poor, uneducated, or misguided? GET OUT OF HERE.

I believe that in the college game, a blocked extra point can be run back for 2 points, which would've tied it. Still seems stupid, though.

The 2014 Seminoles are a carbon copy of 2013 Auburn and 2012 Notre Dame. Lucky as hell teams in the regular season who will be exposed in the championship/playoff.