Holy shit Wolf is nasty

Greg Paulus just got his foot stepped on during a shot, and fell down like he got shot. Die in a fire.

Lebron puts his mouthpiece under the back of his headband. How sanitary...

There's a huge picture of me with a Patriots cheerleader on each arm that was in the celebrity gossip section of the Boston Herald last year. That made me famous at work for a while...

@Greek McPapadopoulos: I actually know someone at Vandy law. How random. Congrats.

@Theodore_Donald_Kerabatsos: Anything Kari does is hot

Wow, that got out of hand in a hurry.

What you missed while being embarrassed by the fact that this year's "crazy angry chick" on American Idol lives in your hometown (Allentown, PA)...

@ringitupwiththedongtea: Bye bye NIT (not that we woulda won more than like 5 games anyway, but still). Time to take our rightful place in the Big Ten cellar!

THE AUDACITY OF DOPE doesn't make much sense but it still made me laugh out loud here at work. I actually enjoyed this one.

That gagging sound you hear is coming from the Boston Garden

Amazing that they can wheel a plane into the studio without anyone noticing!

@I Party With Smoot: I absolutely agree, it's a fantastic feeling. Especially knowing how adamant her husband was to take the money.

Margarita's husband is gonna drown her in a river when they get home

The Celts are doing a heck of a job blowing this huge lead

Fantastic swimming by Sherrod.

@notthequarterback: Your hands are freezing!

Good thing he moved that pesky shield away from him.

HELLGA BELLY FLOP

Venom should always be wet like that