"They made me feel cheap," she moaned. "I've slept with about 200 clients and I've never been treated with such little respect. They didn't care about our feelings. They didn't even talk. They just moved our bodies into the right positions."

@chilltown: Whew, good. They were in Boston, you could've come by haha

So I spent 8 hours today reffing and watching the national kickball championships. Awesome, dorky, or just sad?

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Oh I heard it wrong apparently, my bad

No he was yelling "Way better than Schilling! Way better than Schilling!" to his teammates

Uh did anyone hear what Beckett just said??

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BABY

i'm not ashamed to admit that my hands are sweating and i'm nervously shifting around watching this sox game

As a Penn State alum, considering our result and the results of Michigan and Notre Dame, I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

@Slothrop: My roommate here in Boston is just losing his shit more and more with every bat J.D. has, it's scary and hilarious at the same time. I'm afraid he's gonna have an aneurysm soon...

Tigers 16, Yankees 0

just got JACKED! UP!

EVERYONE IS CRYING

@Gumbercules: It wasn't too bad, we tailgated for a few hours beforehand so we were feeling alright. There was maybe like 15,000 at Foxboro, and they were pretty into it. A pretty good experience all around.

So I went to an MLS game tonight (NE Revolution vs. NY Red Bulls) and the game winning goal was when a NY defender kicked a slow 30 yard pass back to his goalie, who ran right by it, and watched it go in the net behind him. It's ok, they're all professionals!

@Gumbercules: Thank you sir, I'm a newbie here so be gentle on me people

We at Penn State were obsessed with Yuengling, god I miss that beer...

Can I get commenter's privileges for submitting this tip to Will?