Lol, I've never been to Pinkberry, but having worked at a similar frozen yogurt joint in Canada I can tell you that you do not want to just eat the for-smoothies-only bananas. They are not fresh (frozen and thawed and frozen and thawed ad infinitum) they are mushy and maybe a little frozen in the middle. Blegh. Fine…

Excellent points, but leave out the body snark if you please, thank you!

It's insane to think that they filtered through hundreds of families and landed on that one. They were completely oblivious and entitled, that must be why they were picked. The producers knew we'd love seeing them break down when their massive privilege was taken away. I remember feeling very sad for them when they…

They had no sense of the purpose of the project and I think they came out feeling kind of embarrassed. Or maybe we were just seeing their sore-losership in action?

On a more positive note, I often find myself humming "Me and my Glowbug" to myself while doing menial tasks. How badly do I want a docile loving goat of my…

IKR WOW.

"I'M STARVING TO DEATH."
"Sir you used to be overweight and now you are finally a healthy weight just drink more water you are dehydrated gosh."
"BRING ME MORE MEAT."

Fantastic series, they really did an excellent job and their research was phenomenal. Also, you should check out Frontier House if you haven't already. It's way trashier because of the sheer DRAMA but the newlywed couple are, like, the highlight of my life:

Missed this entry, I double posted him with gifs for effect. CRIPES if I ever met a man like that.

uh, TARZAN? am I really the only one?

TROLL

Reminds me of the time a male friend of mine in high school was penalized for coming to school in a pink tartan skirt and micro fishnets. He'd been dressing femme all year but I guess the skirt was just too far (!?) and he was sent home for the day when he refused to change. An older boy decided this was not cool so…

Quarter Ojibwe here and to the rest of the world I am essentially a white girl (though they always suspect some kind of exoticism). However, I was born with the socio-economic burden of my people even if I wasn't born into their culture or traditions. I'm just the first of my family to be white enough to pass. Kinda…

Tell em girl! Y'all need to quit messin.

God it is so beautiful. I wish I had thought of it first, seriously powerful and just gorgey, cor.

This is in no way representative of all women's experience, but I'll share mine if you're interested:

When I was in high school I used to consume and produce a lot of slash art. I'd draw comics revolving around the torrid affair between Hamlet and Horatio (always humorous and cute and FULL of pathos) and Kirk and McCoy…

Nah, Forever21 is like a museum; the minute the idea hits those walls, it's DEAD. Miley chucked her "ratchet" jewellery months ago.

I have quit for SO much less than this. I really, really, REALLY get that this is a rough economy and that people need work, but jesus christ.

Manager at the bar I used to work at said "now I understand why your boyfriend left you". I was all:

My mother STILL complains that I never wanted to wear anything but overalls when I was a kid and that all she wanted to do was dress me like a princess. Every time I bring a boy to meet her she threatens to dress our kids for us because she missed out on dressing me. This is her revenge.

Nowadays I won't wear a bra…

After 6 years of pixie cut I have grown it out. I know it's gunna take me ages to grow my hair when I'm 40 so I may as well do the long hair thing while I can!

Reminds me of when my best friend called me to tell me a prestigious art school in London was going to pay her to do a fine art masters and make a graphic novel. As a fellow artist who's been working a shitty and borderline abusive graphic design job (that I actually consider myself lucky to have) to pay off massive…

TEAM JACK D':