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...It’s like reading a review of a steakhouse written by a vegan.

Holy christ, maybe next time let someone who actually enjoyed the trailer do a breakdown of it

I know the whole “Chief never takes his helmet off” thing was killed in the first episode but I kinda wish it had stayed and then during this scene, He was fully naked but still had the helmet on!!!

By the show’s third episode, “Emergence,” out today on Paramount+, there’s a bullet lodged at the base of his spine. A frighteningly uncanny valley Cortana (Jen Taylor) guides him through some self-surgery, in which he plies the bullet out with a knife.

I still think it would’ve been funny if Season Two was just a re-release of Season One.

I can’t believe they showed us his master cheeks.

Finally, an article that works better as a slideshow. It had to happen eventually.

You seem to not be familiar with how Japan works. That wasn’t hyperbole. The usual response for sexual assault, until a few years ago, was for the victim to make a public apology for causing problems for the company. Child porn was legal until 2014, and people who have been arrested afterwards were let go after 6

Given this is Japan, he'll probably be back working in about 6 months. After all, he didn't do anything REALLY heinous like smoke pot. 

Usually, I absolutely agree with you...but, the comment they are pointing out has nothing to do with the white savior trope. Or with co-opting Asian culture. Or any of the things that actually are a problem. The comment very clearly implies “only Asians can be good at martial arts.” I’m not saying there aren’t

I love the implication that white people CAN’T be good at Kung Fu, or even supposedly do it at all. What an absolutely trash statement from Justin. Is being good at certain things limited to only certain groups/backgrounds?

Been trying to make this mask for cosplay and... Err... Yeah, it really doesn't work. 

I was feeling it until the ship with the scifi stuff showed up. Then I was unsure. Then they said the whole world or universe or whatever was at risk. Ugh. Can’t we just have “a pirate ship encounters the Sea Devils?” That alone sounds like a cool enough story. I get tired of the whole universe/world being at risk.

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

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Will Smith did slap a White dude 10 years ago and caught a lot of heat. I have no bones to pick with your other opinions.

My takeaway from the last 14 hours is that a large segment of our population thinks that physical violence is the appropriate reaction to a verbal insult

This is a definite watershed moment for me. Last year when Snoop Dog went crazy on Gayle King so many of my childhood friends stood firmly with his fuckery and I was like am I in bizarro world? Cause there was no way any black person shouldve condoned his nasty rant and especially any black woman. I have not been able

I generally don’t comment on other people’s appearance, even complimentary, for a reason. People are sensitive about it, and you never know what the reason might be behind an appearance. Who knows if the weight loss you noticed or whatever is a source of pride or a source of angst? A lot of people’s lives would have

Part of the genius of the representation in this show is that everybody is allowed to just “be.” When Lucius and Black Pete are caught hooking up, the rest of the crew just carries on and doesn’t make a big deal about there being gay or bi sailors on the ship. There’s also a scene after Jim’s true identity is

I thought this was a very sweet show, but it does take a few episodes to find its footing, or perhaps better stated, its sea legs. It’s never as riotously funny as something like What We Do in the Shadows, but I don’t think it’s trying to be. It’s got the same pedigree of quirky humor and grotesqueries (severed limbs,