All this because a black man was elected President. Legally. Twice. Never let white folks live this down

Oh god, if it’s actually Dr. Demon Sperm I will have to watch Fox News for the first time since the mechanic’s waiting room while I got a tire patched driving through Alabama.

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

Further information:

I have to give huge props to this show. I’m so glad families are watching it. To show that a)toxic masculinity sucks and b) people can change (but not everyone) and c) change is hard, are such important messages. 

I will shamelessly admit that I love those movies, but I am always stuck how shoddy the writing is about princes. Why are so many movies about princes and princesses written by people who’ve never opened a book about royalty?

Our problem is that even if Dump does drop dead, his backup is worse and knows how to play the political games the ‘respectful’ way. And i’m sure that he’s likely taking every measure he can right now to avoid catching shit, because with our luck, he would die and Trump would not.

As Tim O’Brien tweeted:

Man, I teared up watching that trailer.

I’m tempted to go with cocaine judging by the red glassy eyes and what appears to be residue on his chin, but that ligature mark around his neck looks like a little autoerotic asphyxiation before the cameras started rolling (or could be the cutoff line where the spray tan started.

Moving on to Kamala and Pence because really now. And she better light that shit up. She might have had a shaky platform going solo and have an abysmal record as CA Atty General but sis comes from Howard and AKA legacy (I am neither, but I have faith in y’all). I agree, no votes will be swayed but at least give us…

Nope, it sounds to me like someone struggling with depression and life and personal disappointments. 

reminds me of this gem.

I think the happiest people on earth right now are the tabloid writers who watched this and now have entire issues that could be written just over the pool scene 

Oh, snap!

I suppose a headline using endgame was inevitable. 

Well the problem is that all these idiots are gonna kill their parents and grandparents, so it’ll be cheap Rascal scooters rather than cheap motorcycles.

Listen Mike, until you’re tasked with killing a bunch of Nazis from your wheelchair, how you can you really say you *know* it’s bullshit?