Ummmm? Really? He was dating Farrow and was a consistent father figure for many of her children including Soon-Yi. He knew Soon Yi since she was around 7. And he was with her mother until her mother found nude pictures of Soon Yi in his home. Soon Yi was 19 at the time. Then, Mia and Woody’s relationship ended. And…

the real winners were any guy that didn’t have to go on stage last night

How about “people don’t hit people”, and we leave gender out of the conversation?

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

I have some friends who got stuck on Small World once, and they said the creepiest part was when the music shut off but the animatronics kept going, so that all they heard was the clacking of their little mouths and eyes opening and closing.

One could argue that the decision to make Bright was everyone’s first mistake

Oohh, a former sumo wrestler?

Yeah, I’m starting to think I’m underestimating the learning curve/difficulty in going from being able to get along to reaching 3/3 proficiency.

False. Dyslexia is a language processing disorder, not an eye issue, thus font shape/size has no bearing on dyslexic reading capability. Brain imaging proved this decades ago. The lingering of this myth leads to dyslexics not receiving the actual, scientifically-backed support they need to succeed, in school, at home,…

True story.... I walk around singing/humming Negro spirituals. It always produces an instant..

I watched this performance with my 93 year-old grandmother. She wanted to know who were all of those white kids were and where were their parents? I told her that the kids were Diana’s grandkids, then I had to reassure that they were not adopted. Then, she goes silent and then she said “Well, she sure did like those…

“Dear Dr. Nerdlove ... I’m thinking about breaking up with my boyfriend because he’s distant and seems uninterested in me. The way I see it, I’ve got two options: 1. sit down with him and have an open, face-to-face conversation. 2. Write him a note, use google to translate it to Filipino, and then hand-convert that to…

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE NOTE WRITING - SKILL LEVEL 100

My favorite one of these has to be Bob Allen.

Heh heh...*snicker snicker*

You know, I was talking with someone who is the epitome of ‘Woke’ the other day about this issue. His response:

Ironically, Keurig was founded in 1992, which makes it far too old to get Roy Moore’s attention.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Some of the crew were initially upset to find out they'd be paid in ponies and cupcakes, but eventually they came around.