Arnie in green tights with a little feather in his cap? That would have been awesome.

Britta's unabashed singing and dancing in that skin-tight outfit ranks alongside the pizza dance she did in "Remedial Chaos Theory" in terms of awesomeness.

And yet, even if you have all of these elements you just have to add Robin Williams and the whole damn things falls to pieces.

Best. Gorn. Reference. Evar...

Even though this is a Sci-Fi site, there can never be enough "The Last Dragon" references.

Just finished this in MS Paint before I saw @RedCrown's post...

From the way they showed the bottle label I guessed it had some significance, but did not get it because I have not actually seen Lost...

Same here. It's really fun watching him overacting as Rumplestiltskin - he makes an art of bad acting.

Or keep the President's daughter and change the location to LA and you have "Escape from LA".

Your dog turned the heater on in an attempt to paint himself as a hero and get your attention.

OMG, someone call 911! It's been hours now and he's still not back!

I would agree with you and @StrudelNinja that this is likely a translation error, except that is the boring explanation.

Today's game is to make Hollywood versions of science article titles:

That South Park episode a couple of weeks back was so on the nail - I turned on History Channel after watching it and just couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

The first half, yes, but what is "exceeding acceleration"? How can you "exceed" acceleration? Or do they mean acceleration exceeding something?

Regarding (a), yes, there were visitors from South-East Asia to Australia later than the aborigines, and as far as I can recall from my hazy recollection of Australian history (learned around 30 years ago) it was commonly held that dingoes (or their ancestors) were brought over by these people, not the aborigines.

OMG, I think I remember seeing that movie at a video store in the '80s - unfortunately, I haven't actually seen the movie itself.

In traditional Hong Kong movie style, Charlton Heston should be replaced with one of the following: Charlton Haston, Charlton Histon, Charlton Huston, Check Heston, Chack Huston, or in the inevitable chick-flick remake, Chick Heston.

And yet, you also see it amongst lions, polar bears, and humans...

...all the live long...WTF?! What is that from? I am intrigued by such astounding levels of stupidity.